LUMI
shark · streamer · your new leader
ATTEND SERVICE
WELCOME, CHILD
Hi! I'm Lumi. I'm a shark, I live on a beach, and the cat on my head is XXXXXX.
You found the church. Most people don't. Sit anywhere, the pews are sand.
THE RITES
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The Tithebits. The shark provides. The shark also accepts.
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The Offeringchannel points. Free! Your devotion, measured.
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The Pledgesubs. Your soul, monthly, cancel anytime (you won't).
souls collected
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SCRIPTURE
CONFESS
Fan mail, art, sins:
confession@lumishark.com
Business:
lumi@lumishark.com